There is a great scene in the movie Dodgeball where the self obsessed Global Gym owner, White Goodman (played by Ben Stiller) is discussing the benefits of Global Gym membership in a television commercial.

Globo Gym Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out
of luck with the opposite sex?
White Goodman: [finishing a ride on his skis] Yeah! Oh, hello. I’m White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to be stuck with what ya got… Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine!

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